Current Weight: 211
Current Level of Muffin Top in my Size 14 Jeans: I’m wearing Spanx, so the Flabbalanche is contained thoroughly. AND I’m wearing size 14, which is a triumph, even if they are from Old Navy.
If one eats cake for breakfast, one shouldn’t be thoroughly disgusted with oneself, should they?
I don’t know. And technically, it is lunch, but it is in fact the first thing I’ve eaten today. Still, if I work out, maybe go for a walk, maybe eat like a rabbit the rest of the day it won’t be too bad, right?
OH! OH! And it was diet! The cake was made with a can of DIET Cream Soda instead of eggs and oil. By golly, I CAN have cake for breakfast! And no one can tell me otherwise!
(Please don’t inform my personal trainer, she might, in fact, claim she can tell me otherwise…)
